tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

justin-abdelkader:

do some people on here even realize that there is more to politics than gay and women’s rights

(via millahtime86)

Anonymous asked: Why do you think belichick values the cone drills so much

patspropaganda:

I just think of all the stupid testing metrics used on incoming players, the three-cone is the closest possible one to translating to a real football situation.

How many times in a game does a player lie on his back and lift 225 pounds repeatedly? Or jump straight into the air as high or far as he can? Or all out sprint for 40 yards?

Now how many times does he have to quickly navigate a small area maximizing his agility? That’s something just about every football player has to do on every play.

The importance of this skillset is magnified even more for receivers and defensive backs, where whether or not the receiver gets open is often determined within just a couple seconds of the snap.

Even linebackers and defensive linemen need that short area quickness and agility to beat blocks, cover or blitz/pass rush.

Rob Gronkowski refuses to go down, gains 49 yds

(Source: jullie-anne, via patspropaganda)

Rob Gronkowski refuses to go down, gains 49 yds

(Source: jullie-anne, via newenglandpatriotsfan)

professional-ninja-turtle:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

Yeah. I would continue to fund this.

professional-ninja-turtle:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

Yeah. I would continue to fund this.

(via mustcreatetolive)

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

image

that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via drowning-in-self-pity)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via drowning-in-self-pity)